John and I were gazing in astonishment at some of the things sold in the Frontgate catalog. On the page next to the $400 cashmere pajamas was a jewelry box the size of a piece of furniture. It included a compartment designed to hold your entire collection of watches.
"Who needs 5 different watches?" I asked.
"Wise man say: He who have one watch always know what time it is. He who have two watch never sure," John responded.
"Are you that wise man?"
"I'm one of the wise men, but not that wise man. There are seven of us."
"Three of us brought gifts to the baby Jesus, three of us are ZZ Top, and then there's me."