For the love of God, PUT ON A SHIRT

I can stand the heat.

I can even stand the humidity.

But what I absolutely cannot stand is one more sight of a droopy, bulging, hairy, neon white naked chest.

I know the heat can make some people do crazy things like walk around outside with no shirt on. So if you're one of those people, please let me help you.

YOU ARE SCARING THE CHILDREN!
PUT ON A SHIRT!

Of course, if you look like this, none of the above comments apply.